Ever think you picked the wrong job?
Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant.
The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses. Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
BTW – story above is completely untrue! - see link – but it is a beautiful dream! Please lighten up & Stop telling me it is untrue, I know it’s F+*%&ng untrue & I don’t care! It’s a website that features jokes for chrissakes , it’s not the F+*%&ng BBC!! I don’t do news!!

December 4th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
LoLoL! what a ledgend! ive probably given him around £20 in my time :L
December 5th, 2010 at 12:01 am
wow that’s amazing! smart guy!
December 5th, 2010 at 12:55 am
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 12:55 am
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 1:01 am
myth!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 1:05 am
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 1:06 am
Must have taken lessons from Speilberg! Absolutely hilarious
December 5th, 2010 at 1:06 am
yeah im a pretty good bloke. never steal or fuck people over but that is fucking class. clever bloke deserves all he got.
December 5th, 2010 at 1:12 am
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/bristol-zoo-car-park-hoax.shtml
December 5th, 2010 at 1:20 am
This is an urban legend. It is FALSE. Check it out for yourself.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Holy shit, gotta say, he deserves that cash if people are stupid enough to accept things without questioning them. Goes to show, if you do anything with confidence, you can pretty do what you like. I sincerely hope he has a good life, he deserves it
December 5th, 2010 at 1:45 am
have a drink on me.. yeah baby!! I for one salute you
December 5th, 2010 at 1:50 am
I love Bristol
December 5th, 2010 at 1:53 am
Now I know how to generate money for my vacation fund.
December 5th, 2010 at 1:56 am
That pictue is a car holding lot and not a zoo parking lot. get it right before you right an article.
December 5th, 2010 at 2:05 am
This is what happens when management shifts responsibility to someone else. Where was the auditor that should have caught this before 20 years had passed?
December 5th, 2010 at 2:06 am
EPIC
December 5th, 2010 at 2:07 am
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/bristol-zoo-car-park-hoax.shtml
December 5th, 2010 at 2:10 am
Sorry, buds, but the tale be false:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
I really wanted it to be true, too. Oh well.
December 5th, 2010 at 2:15 am
Great story but dodgy assumptions, leading to misleading figure (current prices, business of car park all year round)
December 5th, 2010 at 2:19 am
Fake via snopes http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 2:24 am
My…..this man is a god
December 5th, 2010 at 2:25 am
This is an urban legend. Check out http://www.snopes.com for verification.
December 5th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Not to spoil the fun of the possibility of a man stealing almost 8 million dollars and no one catching him, this has been debunked as an urban myth. I’m sure we all knew that, but just of the gullible among us, I thought I’d give a heads up: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/humor/a/bristol_zoo_car_park_attendant.htm
December 5th, 2010 at 2:31 am
Wow, all those comments didn’t show up until after I posted. Sorry for restating what everyone else stated above. Gay comments system?
December 5th, 2010 at 2:33 am
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 2:37 am
the math is all wrong but it’s still funny.
December 5th, 2010 at 3:14 am
Who cares if it’s fake. That would be epic if it were true, but it is still pretty funny.
December 5th, 2010 at 5:18 am
Cmon people, snopes is more crooked than most of the stories they “prove” as false.
December 5th, 2010 at 8:30 am
all you faggots that are like, “hey snopes man sais its falssser gais!” its a fucking joke, take it for what it is, and it even says its fake right below it, so i dont need all you faggots linking to something that says its fake when the caption itself says its fake, fucking retards
December 5th, 2010 at 8:37 am
Quit posting hoaxes as if they were real. A short trip to Snopes will prove this a hoax.
December 5th, 2010 at 10:05 am
Thats realy great. The left hand didnt know what the right hand do
But a great idea from the guy.
December 5th, 2010 at 10:53 am
This story is not real people some people are so thick a brick couldn’t even penetrate their brain.
December 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
check the validity of your stories before posting.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
December 5th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
whitney, it should be WRITE an article, not right an article. don’t try and play someone else if you’re just as ignorant! haha!
December 5th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
I love how people feel like they’re doing the internet a service by calling out hoaxes. You’re wicked fucking smaaaaht guys! Anyone who spends most of their life on the internet is going to be skeptical of everything. One last thing, if you’re going to be a condescending douchebag to the poster of this material, after it was CLEARLY stated that the story is made up, at least prove your intellectual superiority by proper spelling and functional grammar…looking at you Whitney and Estabarne…
December 5th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Godless In New England I like how your calling people out and you can’t even spell “right” correctly lmao. “smaaaaht” it should be smaaaart no h dumass and leave Whitney alone fags.
December 5th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Why is this a good idea? It’s work, no matter how you look at it! You have to go around collecting fees all day, everyday all the year. And it’s probably long workingdays, and you have to be outside no matter the weather. And remember that you still have to buy food, have a place to live and all that and that costs money, so you probably don’t sitt with 7 million pounds afterward. I don’t know how much a normal average wage is, but I bet that in twenty years you probably have made 7 million pounds alltogether with a normal jobb. The only positive thing I can think of is that you keep all profit!
December 5th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Did he died?
December 6th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
@ pvt bigger:
1) Where did I misspell or misuse the word “right”?
2) You obviously missed the fact that I’m from New England and was merely emulating the local accent in the word “smart”, which you are clearly not (dumass? Really?).
3) How noble of you to defend Whitney. Think you’ll get laid?
Now this is where you predictably say something off color about my mother.
December 6th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
The story is an urban legend. Never happened. Shame though.
http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Urban-myth-Bristol-Zoo-parking-attendant/article-1073841-detail/article.html
December 7th, 2010 at 12:46 am
What a great story. Did they ketch him yet?
December 7th, 2010 at 8:33 am
Why would you have an article like this with a disclaimer at the bottom: “THIS IS NOT TRUE LOL”. First of all, this story isn’t cool if it isn’t true. Secondly, nobody knows this is a joke website. Stop assuming everyone knows the purpose of your stupid website.
December 7th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I work in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. Several years ago a man was arrested for charging people admission to the town, he was apprehended with several thousand dollars on his person, it was the fourth day he had been doing it. True story.
December 7th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
@MicAarZur Yeah, read the about section which is at http://www.egeezer.net/about-3/. It kind of says it right there.
“BTW I keep getting told that some of the things on here are untrue – it is a website hosting jokes & funny stories so most of them are well, UNTRUE! I do sometimes point this out but can’t always be bothered to do so, feel free to assume it is bullshit unless otherwise indicated!”
December 18th, 2010 at 5:57 am
I find it hilarious that dozens of people made sure to tell you this wasn’t true, even though YOU SAID IN THE POST that you knew it wasn’t true…. almost as funny as the story!
December 19th, 2010 at 12:37 am
i’m not even mad. thats respectable.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:24 am
Wow…read the descriptions/comments before posting the same reply with the same link in which you say exactly what the author says in the description.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Thought this was true until I read the very end which some people have not done!!
IT IS UNTRUE!!